"Hot!"
©2011 James E. Schafer , All rights reserved.
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Hot!
words and music by Jim Schafer;
©2011 James E, Schafer, all rights reserved
There's a change come to my baby
Though it's nothing I can see
I know that things are different
But she says it must be me
Her temperature is risin'
But not in a lovin' way
Her hypothalmic regulator
Must have gone astray
One thing Daddy never told me
On the day I tied the knot, is that
Menopausal women are just... HOT!
I was drivin' with my baby
On an icy winter's day
The car was warm and cosy
Things were good in every way
Then she opened all the windows
And let in all that frigid air
She said "This car is like an oven!"
Then brushed snowflakes from her hair
I was hypothermic
But she liked it a lot.
Menopausal women are just... HOT!
INSTRUMENTAL VERSE
BRIDGE
My menopausal woman should be paradise on Earth
I can give her lots of lovin' and she never will give
birth
She still looks hot and sexy
It's enough to raise a rash
But the only heat she really feels is from her last
hot flash
There's a change come to my baby
And it shows up with the snow
She's in sandals, shorts and t-shirt
I'm dressed like and eskimo
The sweat is running off her
But it's so cold my nose is blue
In our "Golden Years" of marriage
I'm clim-a-to-log-ic-ly abused
But I'll have to readjust
'Cause she's the only wife I've got
Menopausal women are just... HOT!
HOT!